The NewBourne Identity

Maybe my baby's a Mini Matt Damon,
Yet still his own action-hero entity.
Bundle of Good Will, baby's reclaiming
At zero his New Bourne Identity.
Born Hard, baby John Mclain snores and grunts.
Yippie Kay Yay, this mother-loving glut
Sleeps through storms and does his own stunts,
A Tom Thumb Cruise when Eyes Wide Shut.
Van Dammes diapers-poops first, questions after.
If Thor RattleRock stopped a disaster
Neos the little One, a burp master,
Goo goos through tears with love and laughter.
Miracle boy captures all attention
Existing at all's a life extension.

Infant Arnold's a Dependable star
Smiles so clear make you question who you are
This First Born Action Hero raises bars-
Hercules falls asleep in any car.
Every breast Taken, kid naps while eating
Might be the Liam Neeson of feeding
On formula-one this baby’s speeding
Vin Diesel meets Paul Crawler, repeating.
Is more flexible than Mr Fantastic
Extra bones, heals fast, just as elastic,  
Pretty new release but already a classic.
Lil vamp sucks, day sleeps no teeth, monastic.
Original synaesthesiac, Baby In Black
This neauralizing time of Deep Impact.    

Double Acrostic #sconnnettt
MY BABY SAVING ME 
IS THE MOVIE PLOT
#scotttraven #stayatpoemdad 2023